I was looking at my Google Analytics page (never a very wise thing to do on a website less than a month old) and got to the section with top search words.  Yesterday someone actually got to my blog searching for the term, Meagan Call. I find this highly entertaining.

Sometime last year on my old blog, I mentioned that I was excited because I was finally the top result for Meagan Call in google rankings. I joked that every time someone meant to type: “professional illustrator” or “fantasy writer” or “someone who would accept my millions of extra dollars that I don’t want” and ACCIDENTALLY typed in “Meagan Call” instead, they’d find me! And now, it looks like that has actually happened!

So, sole person who found my blog searching for Meagan Call but REALLY wants to hire a writer or illustrator or give someone a bunch of money (or, you know, any) I am SO your woman.

My other favorite search terms that lead to this blog: “David Mack Condo Watch” and “Dragon Mating Flight.” Yeah. The worst part is I can kinda see the second one but am totally clueless about the first.

So anyway, seriously, if you are the person who searched for me and found me, drop me a line, or show me some comment love, and let me know who you are! Are you the other Meagan Call who lives in Utah and actually kind of looks like me? (Do you have any idea how weird it is to find someone with your name, the same graduation year, in a photo wearing the same coat you once owned with your haircut, and the photo is too far away to actually make out whether it’s you or not even though you KNOW you’ve never been to Russia? NO, you do not.) Is it one of my friends, or my parents, or someone who was divinely inspired to type the name Meagan Call? A creepy stalker? Tell me!

On second thought, if you’re a creepy stalker, don’t tell me. Just stop.