What You Saw

December 13, 2008
in life

After a quiet day spent mostly in contemplation, you go to one of your favorite restaurants where you have a leisurely, delicious meal. The food – not always the kind you’re in the mood for – tonight hits the spot, the company is charming. Once you’ve finished eating, you sip your drink, chatting with your dinner companion. Finally, deciding it’s time to start heading home, you excuse yourself and retire to the restroom.

Inside you make the necessary adjustments to your clothing and sit down. You look around, peacefully, and then you see this:
ew
Automatically your eyes jump to the drain, located in the center of the room, only a foot from the toilet. All at once you notice that the floor is a bit sticky and, worse, you are standing on the bottoms of your pant legs.

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Meagan

Meagan is an artist, writer, and whatever else suits her at any given moment. She lives in the Cleveland area with her husband, son and too many cats. Meagan blogs at https://hadesarrow.com/blog and cartoons at http://dragondown.com

4 Replies to “What You Saw”

  1. I’d probably be so fixated on trying to make sense of the grammatical mess there on the wall that it would be a while before I noticed the mess on the floor, even if walking through it on my pant legs.

  2. Well yeah, that took me a sec too, but I think that just made the final impact that much more painful (and yet funny). At any rate, the owners’ English is pretty patchy, so when I’m there I kind of parse those things automatically.

  3. that’s awesome. you were right. it’s funnier to me than it likely is to others. 🙂 remind me to get my copy of Holy Cow back from my mom sometime.

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